1 00:02:01,167 --> 00:02:02,395 Porter! 2 00:02:05,847 --> 00:02:09,044 - Miss? - What happens? - Armstrong has arrived! 3 00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:11,601 Michael! Did you hear? 4 00:02:11,727 --> 00:02:12,796 What is it? 5 00:02:13,727 --> 00:02:17,322 Think about it, there was one on our train Armstrong and I didn't even know it! 6 00:02:17,447 --> 00:02:19,324 - What if you knew? - To the taxi? 7 00:02:19,447 --> 00:02:21,597 No, we are not stopping in Rome. 8 00:02:21,727 --> 00:02:24,525 We leave for Venice with direct at 9.45pm. 9 00:02:24,647 --> 00:02:27,320 Then it's best to leave the suitcases at the depot. 10 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:30,086 With three hours of time you can do it a tour of Rome. 11 00:02:30,207 --> 00:02:33,244 - We know it by heart! - I haven't been here for almost a year. 12 00:02:33,367 --> 00:02:36,723 - It won't have changed at all. - In one year they will have done something. 13 00:02:36,847 --> 00:02:39,361 Oh, of course! They increased the gas! 14 00:02:42,007 --> 00:02:43,679 - Here. - Thank you. 15 00:02:43,807 --> 00:02:46,799 - The ticket office? - Under the gallery on the left. 16 00:02:46,927 --> 00:02:50,761 - We collect the tickets. - What hurry! We'll pick them up on the way back. 17 00:02:50,887 --> 00:02:53,685 - And if that friend of yours did he forget? - De Santis? 18 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,241 Imagine, for my father he would throw himself out the window! 19 00:02:56,367 --> 00:02:57,720 He will live on the ground floor! 20 00:02:59,807 --> 00:03:03,117 - Excuse me, there's an envelope in the name of Pietravalle? - Let's see... 21 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:06,846 - No. - See? 22 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:10,323 It can't be. Valentina Pietravalle! Look better! 23 00:03:11,207 --> 00:03:13,437 No, there is one for Valentina Colasanti. 24 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:15,762 Yep, it's me! Who would have thought of that! 25 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:19,197 - I'm Mrs. Colasanti for a few hours! - Best wishes then! 26 00:03:19,327 --> 00:03:20,316 Thank you. 27 00:03:20,447 --> 00:03:23,678 - We see. - What do you want there to be the surprise like in eggs? 28 00:03:23,807 --> 00:03:25,001 We see. 29 00:03:29,127 --> 00:03:30,640 He sent his best wishes. 30 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:33,839 "Happy travels to the beautiful newlyweds, good, fresh and good, 31 00:03:33,967 --> 00:03:36,037 who await them in Venice the lagoon and the pigeons. " 32 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,397 - Cute right? - He must have copied them. 33 00:03:38,527 --> 00:03:39,516 Excuse me. 34 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:44,085 - Tickets for the sleeping car? - Who are they? 35 00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:46,004 They are train tickets. 36 00:03:46,127 --> 00:03:48,925 - Those will be it. - No, that's the reservation. 37 00:03:49,047 --> 00:03:52,119 - So he booked the seats. - But not in the sleeping car! 38 00:03:52,247 --> 00:03:54,636 We will spend our wedding night sitting facing each other. 39 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:57,201 - I sleep well sitting up. - But not me! 40 00:03:57,327 --> 00:03:59,283 Oh, and you're the son of a socialist! 41 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:02,717 What does it have to do with it? The children of socialists do they stay up at night? 42 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:07,199 Look, I could have two beds for Venice? 43 00:04:07,327 --> 00:04:12,560 Look, it's useless because until Wednesday everything is booked. 44 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:15,076 - Damn. - Of course it's unpleasant. 45 00:04:15,207 --> 00:04:16,401 Oh I know, ma'am. 46 00:04:16,527 --> 00:04:18,404 - Thank you. - Please. 47 00:04:18,527 --> 00:04:19,562 Let's go. 48 00:04:21,407 --> 00:04:23,841 - A token. - What do you want to do, darling? 49 00:04:23,967 --> 00:04:27,516 - Call Dante Alighieri. - Why are you calling him? 50 00:04:27,647 --> 00:04:29,080 Now you'll hear. 51 00:04:35,607 --> 00:04:41,079 335682... 52 00:04:44,127 --> 00:04:46,561 Ready? The accountant De Santis, please. 53 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,484 I'll talk to him, you don't even know him. 54 00:04:48,607 --> 00:04:50,086 Better if you didn't know him not even you! 55 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:51,560 Accountant De Santis? 56 00:04:51,687 --> 00:04:53,006 Yes? 57 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:57,917 Oh Valentina! Mrs. Valentina... welcome. 58 00:04:58,047 --> 00:04:59,275 Everything OK. 59 00:04:59,407 --> 00:05:00,840 Excited? 60 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,003 And our mayor? Happy? 61 00:05:03,127 --> 00:05:05,197 Yes, dad is very happy. 62 00:05:05,327 --> 00:05:08,922 - Tell him about the tickets! - Listen, It's not to reproach her, 63 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:12,198 but sleeper tickets They weren't in the envelope. 64 00:05:12,327 --> 00:05:16,206 But you in your letter he only asked me for two firsts. 65 00:05:16,327 --> 00:05:18,204 In fact, I was surprised, 66 00:05:18,327 --> 00:05:23,720 then I thought they preferred it celebrate the event in Venice. 67 00:05:23,847 --> 00:05:26,805 You know... Venice the moon and you... 68 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,679 Ah, he couldn't find them. 69 00:05:28,807 --> 00:05:31,526 But no Valentina, maybe we didn't understand each other. 70 00:05:31,647 --> 00:05:34,320 She didn't want the beds. 71 00:05:34,447 --> 00:05:36,722 Oh yes... I have your letter here. 72 00:05:36,847 --> 00:05:40,635 It would have been very easy. The director of the agency is a friend. 73 00:05:40,767 --> 00:05:44,282 Not even the director of the agency who is a friend of his found them. 74 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:47,444 Patience, accountant. I thank you anyway. 75 00:05:47,567 --> 00:05:49,444 My husband also thanks her. 76 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:51,717 Goodbye accountant. 77 00:05:52,247 --> 00:05:54,522 One moment... ready? Ready? 78 00:05:55,687 --> 00:05:58,724 Crazy stuff! He could do it a telegram that idiot! 79 00:05:58,847 --> 00:06:02,123 If you knew there was no carriage read you wouldn't have married me? 80 00:06:02,247 --> 00:06:03,316 But what does it have to do with it? 81 00:06:05,327 --> 00:06:06,521 Sorry... 82 00:06:06,647 --> 00:06:09,605 Before 9.45pm is there another train to Venice? 83 00:06:09,727 --> 00:06:11,319 There is the express train at 6.45pm. 84 00:06:11,447 --> 00:06:12,880 And what time is it now? 85 00:06:13,007 --> 00:06:16,477 - We have seven minutes! - But it's still seven hours by train! 86 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:19,075 Yes, but we arrive at two, let's not spend the night on the train! 87 00:06:19,207 --> 00:06:21,641 Valentina? Run up! 88 00:06:23,607 --> 00:06:27,759 My bags please, I have to take the rapid train to Venice. 89 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:30,003 - The receipt. - Valentina, the receipt. 90 00:06:30,127 --> 00:06:31,560 Which receipt? 91 00:06:31,687 --> 00:06:33,757 - The one with the luggage. - I don't have it. 92 00:06:33,887 --> 00:06:35,081 But why not? 93 00:06:35,207 --> 00:06:38,722 - Safe? -Very safe. I remember you have it in your breast pocket. 94 00:06:38,847 --> 00:06:40,485 But no, there isn't! 95 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:42,325 It will have fallen on you. 96 00:06:42,447 --> 00:06:45,245 We miss the train! Search too, I don't remember. 97 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:50,157 - Listen, please... - But where did it end up? 98 00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:52,562 Can you give them to us anyway? The train leaves. 99 00:06:52,687 --> 00:06:54,723 I'm sorry but it's not possible. 100 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:57,839 She remembers us, we left them 10 minutes ago! 101 00:06:57,967 --> 00:07:01,596 - Did you take them? -With everything I don't remember these people. 102 00:07:01,727 --> 00:07:05,276 It's not our fault but without receipt is not possible! 103 00:07:05,407 --> 00:07:07,398 - Look, there they are! - Where? 104 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,597 You looked carefully in every pocket? 105 00:07:09,727 --> 00:07:10,796 Good, dear. 106 00:07:10,927 --> 00:07:13,999 We miss the train... I'll give you my details... 107 00:07:14,127 --> 00:07:17,961 Or we tell you everything that is in the suitcases, 108 00:07:18,087 --> 00:07:21,363 ...and you check. - And the train has already arrived in Venice. 109 00:07:21,487 --> 00:07:24,763 - If the inspector pinches us, I'll get involved! - Well yes! 110 00:07:24,887 --> 00:07:26,525 Poor thing, maybe he's a family man. 111 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,956 No ma'am, fortunately I'm still a bachelor. 112 00:07:29,087 --> 00:07:33,399 - You can't stay without a card! - Just take the personal details! 113 00:07:33,527 --> 00:07:36,087 Here you go! The other one too, that one there, yes! 114 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:38,243 - Porter! - Here I am! 115 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:40,835 Hurry, we'll miss the train! 116 00:07:40,967 --> 00:07:42,525 Leave me, I'll take care of it. 117 00:07:43,407 --> 00:07:46,763 - No, there's another one. Here you are! - That's it. 118 00:07:46,887 --> 00:07:48,684 Thank you very much! Let's go! 119 00:07:49,727 --> 00:07:51,445 Lord, the hat! 120 00:07:51,567 --> 00:07:52,886 Oh yes... 121 00:07:53,927 --> 00:07:55,326 Let's go! 122 00:08:00,687 --> 00:08:02,086 For a minute! 123 00:08:09,207 --> 00:08:11,926 - Listen... - Tell me. - Is there another train to Venice? 124 00:08:12,047 --> 00:08:14,959 - There's the direct route. - And what time does he leave? - At 9.45pm. 125 00:08:15,087 --> 00:08:17,237 At 9.45pm it's always the same... 126 00:08:20,087 --> 00:08:21,199 What's there to laugh about? 127 00:08:21,327 --> 00:08:24,319 The receipt! Here in the hat, look! 128 00:08:24,447 --> 00:08:26,677 How is this possible? When did I put it there? 129 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,685 Well, what do you want to do? You can see it was fate! 130 00:08:29,807 --> 00:08:32,958 Now let's report the bags in the trunk. 131 00:08:33,087 --> 00:08:35,317 The receipt though I'll keep it this time. 132 00:08:35,447 --> 00:08:38,996 Let's take a tour and have dinner at 8 and at 9.45pm we take the train. 133 00:08:39,527 --> 00:08:41,119 Look! I have an idea! 134 00:08:41,247 --> 00:08:43,966 By plane? But you're crazy! 135 00:08:44,087 --> 00:08:47,397 - Why? Everyone travels now by plane! - Everyone but me! 136 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,246 To the Alitalia agency, please. 137 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:52,801 Let's go, Valentina! Quick! 138 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,319 - To you, sir. - Thank you. 139 00:08:56,407 --> 00:08:58,363 Excuse me, is there a plane to Venice? 140 00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:01,763 Yes, it leaves at 8.30pm from Ciampino and arrives at 10.15pm. 141 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:03,684 - Can I fix two places? - Yes! -No! 142 00:09:03,727 --> 00:09:05,604 - I'm not going on a plane! - Good dear. 143 00:09:05,727 --> 00:09:08,639 Mom has high blood pressure. If he knew, he would die of fear. 144 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:11,645 - You don't have to tell him. - But I'm like her. 145 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:14,042 - Do you have high blood pressure? - I am afraid! 146 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:17,398 The lady doesn't know they're there anymore train and plane accidents. 147 00:09:17,527 --> 00:09:21,076 There are even more people dying than pneumonia that was eaten by lions. 148 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:24,517 - So what? -And then me I'm not going to the lions' cage! 149 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:25,762 At that time? 150 00:09:27,287 --> 00:09:29,243 Nothing, thanks... 151 00:09:32,887 --> 00:09:36,516 - Do you want? - No, nothing... 152 00:09:36,647 --> 00:09:38,285 - Thank you. - Please. 153 00:09:38,407 --> 00:09:40,477 - I have an idea! - Another one? 154 00:09:40,607 --> 00:09:42,359 - Let's stay in Rome! - What? 155 00:09:42,487 --> 00:09:45,559 Let's spend the night and we'll leave tomorrow morning! 156 00:09:45,687 --> 00:09:47,643 Such a bad impression I'll do it! 157 00:09:47,767 --> 00:09:51,077 - How? - I promised mom that I would have called you from Venice 158 00:09:51,207 --> 00:09:52,765 and instead I call her from Rome! 159 00:09:52,887 --> 00:09:55,401 Call from Rome Is this a lack of respect? 160 00:09:55,527 --> 00:09:57,165 Tell her how it went. 161 00:09:57,287 --> 00:09:59,437 Love, you these things you don't understand them... 162 00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:00,886 Even if I explain it to mom, 163 00:10:01,007 --> 00:10:03,043 to the switchboard operator who explains it to him? 164 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:06,876 You know that gossip! In 5 minutes the whole country would know! 165 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,235 But what would he know? 166 00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:11,677 That we didn't make it to resist until Venice! 167 00:10:11,807 --> 00:10:14,799 And I am this figure of the sensual I don't want to do it. 168 00:10:14,927 --> 00:10:18,966 Do you want to call from Venice? I'll satisfy you: let's take the plane! 169 00:10:19,087 --> 00:10:20,725 No, sorry Michele... 170 00:10:20,847 --> 00:10:24,123 We are already in the family get burned with uncle Andrea. 171 00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:26,681 The plane crashed inside the Adige. 172 00:10:26,807 --> 00:10:29,526 But it happened in the '15 war, darling! 173 00:10:30,807 --> 00:10:33,241 Ma'am, sorry if I intrude... 174 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:37,326 it's better if they take the plane, the rooms are all occupied. 175 00:10:37,447 --> 00:10:38,721 Really? 176 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:41,156 This season? Not even if they travel all over Rome! 177 00:10:41,287 --> 00:10:44,802 Although I rather than take On the plane I would sleep in a station. 178 00:10:44,927 --> 00:10:47,760 - You will be happy, there are no more places. -Oh yes? 179 00:10:47,887 --> 00:10:50,526 What a laugh! How happy we are! 180 00:10:50,647 --> 00:10:52,717 Let's think, darling! 181 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:56,564 There is no sleeping car, The 6.30pm train left, 182 00:10:56,687 --> 00:10:59,679 The plane is now complete... it is a sign of destiny. 183 00:10:59,807 --> 00:11:01,923 I mean that we must stay in Rome. 184 00:11:02,047 --> 00:11:04,322 I to these superstitions I don't believe it! 185 00:11:04,447 --> 00:11:07,405 But to make you happy, let's go look for a hotel. 186 00:11:07,527 --> 00:11:09,119 To the taxis, quick! 187 00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:11,276 Thank you. 188 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:15,122 - Where? - Hotel Pace Helvetica. 189 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,722 You'll see dear, it's the best solution. 190 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,157 And then what matters it's just the two of us being together. 191 00:11:26,247 --> 00:11:29,796 - But we could have taken a taxi. - And who's chasing us? 192 00:11:29,927 --> 00:11:34,364 It's not a gondola, but also the wheelchair is romantic... 193 00:11:46,007 --> 00:11:47,235 Sorry dear. 194 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,406 There won't be room. 195 00:11:53,527 --> 00:11:56,837 If you haven't secured the rooms it will be difficult to find it. 196 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,639 - Nothing to do. - View? 197 00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:01,520 - There's a hoteliers' conference. - Where are we going? 198 00:12:01,647 --> 00:12:03,797 Turin hotel. 199 00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:09,916 Let's go, handsome! 200 00:12:48,087 --> 00:12:50,442 The conference is here of veterinarians. 201 00:12:50,567 --> 00:12:53,320 They told me to try at the Elisee hotel. 202 00:12:53,447 --> 00:12:55,563 There will be an animal congress! 203 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,279 Ah, wait a moment! 204 00:12:57,407 --> 00:13:00,524 Michele reasons: it's 8.15, the train leaves in an hour. 205 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,241 We have time to eat and go to the station. 206 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:06,882 Sorry, but you to the doormen does it make him smell the corn? 207 00:13:07,007 --> 00:13:08,042 Meaning what? 208 00:13:08,167 --> 00:13:11,716 It makes him understand that he would run away the tip, a couple of thousand lire? 209 00:13:11,847 --> 00:13:14,680 - I didn't think about it. - So we can shoot all night 210 00:13:14,807 --> 00:13:16,320 and the hotel can't be found! 211 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,641 Yep, good idea! 212 00:13:19,287 --> 00:13:22,006 But he can't keep them to himself good ideas? 213 00:13:22,127 --> 00:13:24,004 Ma'am, I wanted to help you. 214 00:13:24,127 --> 00:13:26,595 She doesn't have to listen to the speeches of customers. 215 00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:29,799 - I didn't tell him pork rind! - Don't be impertinent! 216 00:13:29,927 --> 00:13:32,361 I am the people who exploit beasts I can't stand it! 217 00:13:32,487 --> 00:13:35,638 Exploit? But if I fill it of hay all day! 218 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:37,359 The hay? Poor beast! 219 00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:39,762 And what do I give him the steaks? Have patience! 220 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:43,197 Found! I gave 3000 lire to I goalkeeper. Could you have told me before? 221 00:13:43,327 --> 00:13:46,285 These are things that when travelling, we should know! 222 00:13:46,407 --> 00:13:49,285 Who knows what hotel! We'll miss the train! 223 00:13:49,407 --> 00:13:50,396 certainly not. 224 00:13:50,527 --> 00:13:54,600 No, it's a busy place. The priests go there... 225 00:13:54,727 --> 00:13:56,638 You should mind your own business! 226 00:13:56,767 --> 00:13:59,076 If it wasn't for him! Instead of thanking him! 227 00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:01,801 Yes, but they are too talkative these Romans. 228 00:14:03,007 --> 00:14:05,567 Ah! A little smokey this bride! 229 00:14:05,687 --> 00:14:08,884 I would like to be the husband, I'd show him! 230 00:14:16,047 --> 00:14:19,517 Good evening gentlemen, we have you settled in room 37. 231 00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:21,638 - Thank you. - Documents, please. 232 00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:24,281 It's a nice room. Give me the key. 233 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,039 She's the only one free. 234 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:29,000 Let's imagine what it will be like if no one wanted it! 235 00:14:29,127 --> 00:14:31,641 - If the gentlemen want take a seat. - Come dear. 236 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:35,043 It's just 8.15 that we go there what to do in the room at this hour? 237 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:38,284 - Well, I thought... - Let's go for a walk. 238 00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:40,125 But we've shot so far! 239 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,841 - We have to see Rome. - But we know her well! 240 00:14:42,967 --> 00:14:44,366 Rome is always Rome. 241 00:14:44,487 --> 00:14:46,239 And then under the Moon... 242 00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:49,916 Truly lady, the Moon It's not even the first quarter. 243 00:14:50,047 --> 00:14:51,958 It's fine as you want. 244 00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:55,363 But first let's go up to the room, at least let's pack our bags. 245 00:15:02,127 --> 00:15:04,118 Please gentlemen, take a seat. 246 00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:07,886 Here is the bathroom... 247 00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:16,960 And this would be the best room of the hotel? 248 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:20,204 Not the best, the best available. 249 00:15:20,327 --> 00:15:22,602 It doesn't matter, it's only for one night. 250 00:15:22,727 --> 00:15:24,160 With permission, gentlemen. 251 00:15:49,207 --> 00:15:51,846 Honey what is it? What happened? 252 00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:56,085 - Our first night... Are you crying about this? 253 00:15:56,207 --> 00:15:58,482 You said it doesn't matter. 254 00:15:59,487 --> 00:16:03,799 - Yes, for you! - No, I just wanted to say... 255 00:16:03,927 --> 00:16:06,839 I had dreamed so much this our first night. 256 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:10,801 Venice, gondolas, boats with illuminated balloons... 257 00:16:10,927 --> 00:16:12,519 the pigeons... 258 00:16:12,647 --> 00:16:14,478 But the pigeons sleep at night. 259 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,167 And instead we are in Rome in this ugly room! 260 00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:21,246 But what do we care? We are alone at last, you and me. 261 00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:22,800 But do you think about it? 262 00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:24,440 Here's how I think about it... 263 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,718 - No please, Michele... no! - THEY KNOCK 264 00:16:28,727 --> 00:16:31,002 < VALENTINA Come on! - Permit? 265 00:16:34,487 --> 00:16:35,476 Excuse me. 266 00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:48,637 Leave it alone, we'll take care of it. 267 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:51,076 - Here. - As you wish. Thank you. 268 00:16:51,207 --> 00:16:53,641 - Until we meet again. - Good evening. 269 00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:56,520 THEY KNOCK Good evening! 270 00:16:56,647 --> 00:16:59,320 - Good evening, madam. - Good evening. 271 00:17:19,727 --> 00:17:22,287 Who slept in this room before us? 272 00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:26,036 The Honorable Tamerici, an old man customer who always sleeps here. 273 00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:29,716 Understand Valentina? Let's sleep in the Chamber of Deputies! 274 00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:31,758 - Good evening. - Thank you. 275 00:17:31,887 --> 00:17:34,082 - Here it is. - Thank you, goodnight. 276 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:39,360 Let's hope he doesn't come no one anymore now. 277 00:17:39,487 --> 00:17:44,686 Do you know what I do? I change, so if we go somewhere... 278 00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:46,880 In what place? 279 00:17:47,007 --> 00:17:49,157 Well, you're taking me to dinner, right? 280 00:17:49,287 --> 00:17:52,120 - With all that what did you eat today? - Maybe you. 281 00:17:52,247 --> 00:17:55,364 - I was so excited... - And when you're not excited? 282 00:17:55,487 --> 00:17:56,761 Ah, what a laugh! 283 00:17:57,727 --> 00:18:00,605 Valentina, please, Let's not go out right away. 284 00:18:00,727 --> 00:18:02,797 But why don't you want to go out? 285 00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:04,918 But how why? 286 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:10,286 Michele please don't do that! 287 00:18:10,407 --> 00:18:12,967 You know I don't like you when you do that, eh! 288 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:35,158 Hello, can you pass me the restaurant? 289 00:19:00,287 --> 00:19:02,926 - THEY KNOCK - Come on. 290 00:19:05,047 --> 00:19:06,526 Oh well done! 291 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,524 Here's the bottle... 292 00:19:15,327 --> 00:19:18,125 Leave it, I'll do it. Place there. 293 00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:19,805 Thank you. 294 00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:21,121 Go, go. 295 00:19:25,127 --> 00:19:27,687 < - Are you ready, dear? - Yes, just a moment. 296 00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:40,000 Madonna, help me, please. 297 00:19:51,447 --> 00:19:53,119 The lady is served. 298 00:19:54,847 --> 00:19:56,599 Ah, this then... 299 00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:59,287 But where did you find it? all this stuff? 300 00:20:00,527 --> 00:20:04,566 Mom put it in the suitcase. We could have been hungry on the road. 301 00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:07,804 Your mother doesn't know they exist the restaurant cars? 302 00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:09,201 And why not? 303 00:20:09,327 --> 00:20:11,363 Let's start the wedding off right. 304 00:20:11,487 --> 00:20:13,955 Instead of Venice, Rome. But what can I say Rome... 305 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,237 Such a shabby bedroom! 306 00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:20,360 And for dinner, french fries and breaded slices! 307 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,921 Packed dinner, like on Sunday trips. 308 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:27,717 Sorry dear, I didn't think so... It seemed cute to me. 309 00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:29,917 < I thought it was funny. 310 00:20:30,047 --> 00:20:32,003 Please make this stuff go away. 311 00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:34,516 Give it to the waiters but make it disappear! 312 00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:36,956 All right. I'll do it right away. 313 00:20:44,927 --> 00:20:47,441 Michael please, don't waste everything. 314 00:20:47,567 --> 00:20:49,478 No, I'll put everything right. 315 00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:51,757 But I wasn't talking about eating. 316 00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:56,365 Excuse me please, but try to understand me. 317 00:21:07,327 --> 00:21:09,841 THE PHONE RINGS 318 00:21:14,727 --> 00:21:15,716 Ready? 319 00:21:15,847 --> 00:21:19,635 Sorry, but on your card husband missing mother's name. 320 00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:22,520 Ah yes, Maria Ortolani in Colasanti. 321 00:21:30,847 --> 00:21:35,841 Ready? Please call me number 684442? 322 00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:38,356 - Who are you calling? - To aunt Amalia. 323 00:21:38,487 --> 00:21:41,001 I promised mom I'd arrive in Rome I would have called her. 324 00:21:41,127 --> 00:21:42,845 I didn't know you had an aunt in Rome. 325 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,798 Well, she's not really an aunt... 326 00:21:44,927 --> 00:21:48,124 but do you know what it's like in the family? Cousins ​​are also called aunts. 327 00:21:48,247 --> 00:21:50,681 This is dad's cousin. 328 00:21:50,807 --> 00:21:54,277 Ready? Hello, is Aunt Amalia here? 329 00:21:54,407 --> 00:21:58,116 Look, you got the wrong number. There is no Aunt Amalia here. 330 00:21:58,247 --> 00:22:01,796 - Hello dear aunt, how are you? - There must be contact, 331 00:22:01,927 --> 00:22:05,283 she talks to Professor Ricci, certified pedicure. Please? 332 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:09,559 Oh, did she get married this morning? I send you my best wishes. 333 00:22:09,687 --> 00:22:11,882 It was a beautiful wedding. 334 00:22:12,007 --> 00:22:14,965 It's a real shame that you and uncle you couldn't come. 335 00:22:15,087 --> 00:22:18,557 - Your gift? Yes, We received it! - What gift? 336 00:22:18,687 --> 00:22:21,918 I had a beautiful dress ivory white, 337 00:22:22,047 --> 00:22:24,641 all hand embroidered by the Pallottine nuns. 338 00:22:24,767 --> 00:22:28,919 Do you remember the Pallottine nuns? Sister Assunta, Sister Angela... 339 00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:31,163 And how come I don't remember them? 340 00:22:31,287 --> 00:22:35,200 There was also Sister Cunegonda, that one which was more square than round! 341 00:22:35,327 --> 00:22:37,045 THEY LAUGH 342 00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:39,476 But she's laughing, then he hears me! 343 00:22:39,607 --> 00:22:42,883 But you have to explain to me what it is all this comedy. 344 00:22:43,007 --> 00:22:47,398 What are we doing tonight? I don't know, we'll go out, we'll go to dinner, to the theatre. 345 00:22:47,527 --> 00:22:50,280 Maybe even dancing... 346 00:22:50,407 --> 00:22:52,796 - Aunt Amalia wants to meet you. - To me? 347 00:22:52,927 --> 00:22:54,485 Not tonight, I hope. 348 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:58,725 Madam, it is up to me to know yours husband I don't care... 349 00:22:58,847 --> 00:23:03,079 Of course we can see each other but... alone, huh? 350 00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:04,401 Alone alone. 351 00:23:04,527 --> 00:23:06,802 LAUGH 352 00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:10,681 Listen ma'am, if she's joking that's one thing, 353 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,719 but if you're serious I want to tell you that I am always ready 354 00:23:13,847 --> 00:23:16,361 and I warn you that I am not to throw away, huh? 355 00:23:16,487 --> 00:23:19,399 Please aunt, where do you want us to meet? 356 00:23:19,527 --> 00:23:23,679 But I don't know, you tell me that you are familiar with Rome. A coffee? 357 00:23:23,807 --> 00:23:27,766 All right, then I'll wait for you at the Picarozzi cafés, 358 00:23:27,887 --> 00:23:30,117 in Piazza dell'Esedra. 359 00:23:30,247 --> 00:23:32,203 In exactly half an hour. 360 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:36,121 Okay dear aunt, in half an hour at the Picarozzi cafés. HI. 361 00:23:36,527 --> 00:23:39,803 It's not possible! We came on our honeymoon 362 00:23:39,927 --> 00:23:43,522 to never see your relatives again, and you give that one a date 363 00:23:43,647 --> 00:23:47,560 - who isn't even your aunt. - Come on, let's not keep her waiting. 364 00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,564 00:23:52,076 - Do you know what my aunt's husband does? - No. 366 00:23:52,207 --> 00:23:54,562 - He works in the Vatican. - And with this? 367 00:23:54,687 --> 00:23:57,599 Having an uncle who works Doesn't it count for anything in the Vatican? 368 00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,957 I'm an engineer, not the priest! 369 00:24:00,087 --> 00:24:02,123 They don't build churches the engineers? 370 00:24:02,247 --> 00:24:05,523 - I am a mining engineer. - You will work in the catacombs. 371 00:24:05,647 --> 00:24:07,080 Let's go up! 372 00:24:07,207 --> 00:24:10,119 And remember that you are not married one of the silly ones 373 00:24:10,247 --> 00:24:13,319 who are not interested in the future of the husband. 374 00:24:13,447 --> 00:24:16,678 This meeting could be decisive for your career. 375 00:24:16,807 --> 00:24:18,479 - All right. - Let's go up. 376 00:24:18,607 --> 00:24:20,563 Let's go! 377 00:24:23,647 --> 00:24:24,966 Here. 378 00:24:25,087 --> 00:24:28,443 - Where is the Picarozzi café. - No, I said Ragno. 379 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,683 - No, you said Picarozzi. - Oh yes? 380 00:24:30,807 --> 00:24:32,559 Yes, I understood very well. 381 00:24:32,687 --> 00:24:35,201 - Please? - Excuse me, where is the Picarozzi café? 382 00:24:35,327 --> 00:24:37,795 - In Piazza dell'Esedra. - Yes, now I remember. 383 00:24:37,927 --> 00:24:40,122 I'm sure the aunt said da Ragno. 384 00:24:58,447 --> 00:25:00,438 - Aunt Amalia? - How? 385 00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:01,841 Aunt Amalia... 386 00:25:03,927 --> 00:25:06,236 - But who is that? - And who knows him? 387 00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:09,325 - But he told you something. - Aunt Amalia told me. 388 00:25:09,447 --> 00:25:11,483 - Aunt Amalia? - Yes, what does that mean? 389 00:25:29,887 --> 00:25:31,957 We've been waiting for 40 minutes. 390 00:25:32,087 --> 00:25:34,601 I told you about the appointment he wasn't here. 391 00:25:34,727 --> 00:25:38,242 - On the phone you said Picarozzi. - Then why isn't he coming? 392 00:25:38,367 --> 00:25:41,564 - What do I know? It will be over under a tram! - Michael! 393 00:25:41,687 --> 00:25:44,201 I was joking. Look, why don't you call them? 394 00:25:44,327 --> 00:25:47,444 - How? - Eh! - Yes, okay. - I'll accompany you. 395 00:25:47,567 --> 00:25:50,559 - Are you afraid they'll kidnap me? - Of course, you are so cute! 396 00:25:50,687 --> 00:25:53,281 It's the first compliment since we've been married. 397 00:25:53,407 --> 00:25:55,921 Stay here if Aunt Amalia comes and he doesn't see me... 398 00:25:56,047 --> 00:25:59,119 - But I don't know her... - But she knows you, she knows you... 399 00:26:03,327 --> 00:26:04,316 Aunt Amalia? 400 00:26:07,927 --> 00:26:09,997 - Aunt Amalia? - A token. 401 00:26:13,247 --> 00:26:14,441 25. 402 00:26:14,567 --> 00:26:15,716 Thanks. 403 00:26:37,567 --> 00:26:41,162 Ready? Yes, it's me. Ah, I understand... 404 00:26:41,287 --> 00:26:45,121 Well, if it's not there it doesn't matter, it doesn't do anything... 405 00:26:45,247 --> 00:26:48,045 Okay, I'll call later then. 406 00:26:48,167 --> 00:26:49,919 < Okay, yes... 407 00:26:50,047 --> 00:26:54,404 00:27:01,720 - Aunt Amalia? - Excuse me, how did you say it? 409 00:27:01,847 --> 00:27:05,635 < Aunt Amalia, she doesn't remember Our telephone agreement? 410 00:27:05,967 --> 00:27:07,685 I don't understand it... 411 00:27:07,807 --> 00:27:10,275 - Yet it seems clear to me... - But what does he want? 412 00:27:10,407 --> 00:27:12,967 - Is he an acquaintance of yours? - Never seen it! 413 00:27:13,087 --> 00:27:15,282 - What do you mean? - Let it be! 414 00:27:15,407 --> 00:27:19,320 - She was annoying my girlfriend! - But no, I... 415 00:27:19,447 --> 00:27:22,325 She was annoying to my girlfriend! 416 00:27:22,447 --> 00:27:26,042 Even to my wife she said "aunt Amalia"! 417 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:28,806 THEY CONTINUE TO FIGHT 418 00:27:37,047 --> 00:27:40,164 - What's happening? - The usual ones political discussions. 419 00:27:40,287 --> 00:27:42,517 Aunt Amalia apologizes, he can't go out. 420 00:27:42,647 --> 00:27:45,844 A big shot came of the Vatican, and then you will understand... 421 00:27:45,967 --> 00:27:50,040 - Tell the truth, you're happy. - But it made us waste an hour! 422 00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:57,527 Come on Michele, do you know what we do now? 423 00:27:57,647 --> 00:28:01,037 Aunt Amalia told me, we have to go see the cinema! 424 00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:05,558 - I don't want to lock myself in the cinema! - It's not cinema, it's cinerama. 425 00:28:05,687 --> 00:28:08,201 Make me happy, take me to see the cinema. 426 00:28:08,327 --> 00:28:11,797 - But you know that we have been since this morning husband and wife? - Of course. 427 00:28:11,927 --> 00:28:15,317 When we were engaged I did everything I wanted. 428 00:28:15,447 --> 00:28:18,041 - You've been in charge since this morning. - it? 429 00:28:18,167 --> 00:28:20,203 Look who's here? Peppino! 430 00:28:20,327 --> 00:28:23,603 - Peppino! How are you? - Valentina! 431 00:28:23,727 --> 00:28:27,117 - Do you know Michele? - Yes, from Professor Bonfiglio, right? 432 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:30,922 Oh yeah, on repeat. We were kids then. 433 00:28:31,047 --> 00:28:34,278 - We got married this morning, you know? - No, but what can you tell me? 434 00:28:34,407 --> 00:28:36,602 Whoever lasts, wins! 435 00:28:36,727 --> 00:28:39,685 But well done! Did you get married this morning? 436 00:28:39,807 --> 00:28:42,321 View? Nobody believed it! 437 00:28:42,447 --> 00:28:45,166 Of course, your father DC, his father PCI. 438 00:28:45,287 --> 00:28:47,118 - PSI, please. - Oh yeah, sorry. 439 00:28:47,247 --> 00:28:50,603 - But then they made peace? - No, we imposed ourselves. 440 00:28:50,727 --> 00:28:53,241 - Actually me. - Always bossy, huh? 441 00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:55,676 So cute... But really... 442 00:28:55,807 --> 00:28:58,275 I'm really happy, best wishes. 443 00:28:58,407 --> 00:29:01,604 - And is your job okay? - Yes, everything is fine... 444 00:29:01,727 --> 00:29:04,002 You know, my father he is his friend by baptism. 445 00:29:04,127 --> 00:29:06,925 - Dear Maggi... - Again, goodbye. 446 00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:09,845 Peppino, why don't we pass the evening together? 447 00:29:09,967 --> 00:29:11,685 I'm actually... 448 00:29:11,807 --> 00:29:15,243 < - Ah, but you're not alone! Good evening. - Good evening. 449 00:29:15,367 --> 00:29:17,881 And well done, you got engaged and you don't say anything! 450 00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:20,999 Not engaged, you know not.. what a nosy, but... 451 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:24,563 - Messrs. Colasanti, Miss... - Claretta. 452 00:29:24,687 --> 00:29:28,123 Pleasure. And well done Peppino! We got married this morning. 453 00:29:28,247 --> 00:29:29,646 Oh yes? I'm glad to hear it. 454 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:33,646 - Valentina it's late, let's go. - Let's all go to the cinema. 455 00:29:33,767 --> 00:29:35,519 No, I've already seen it... 456 00:29:35,647 --> 00:29:39,242 - Let's go to the hotel, come on. - Have you seen the cinema? 457 00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:41,437 - No, really. < - See? 458 00:29:41,567 --> 00:29:44,559 - Don't insist, let's go in hotel. - Let her decide. 459 00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:49,445 - For me, let's go to the hotel. - He meant to accompany you! 460 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:52,240 And okay, no cinerama. And where can we go? 461 00:29:52,367 --> 00:29:54,927 - You advise us, miss. - Here, I... 462 00:29:55,047 --> 00:29:58,722 < SPEAKER Parade of floats! Fireworks show! - Things? 463 00:29:58,847 --> 00:30:02,157 That's the thing... the feast of San Giovanni 464 00:30:02,287 --> 00:30:06,121 - But why don't we go then! - For goodness sake! It's a mess! 465 00:30:06,247 --> 00:30:08,966 Whistles, trumpets, cowbells... then they eat the snails! 466 00:30:09,087 --> 00:30:12,523 Then I really have to go... I'm sorry... 467 00:30:12,647 --> 00:30:15,286 - Since when do you like them? snails? - Forever. 468 00:30:15,407 --> 00:30:17,443 It's a quaint sight, 469 00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:21,003 what do we travel to do if we don't go to see these interesting things. 470 00:30:21,127 --> 00:30:23,197 - What do you think, Claretta? - But... 471 00:30:23,327 --> 00:30:25,397 Valentina, don't insist! 472 00:30:25,527 --> 00:30:28,564 I would like to know why you you want to spoil everyone's evening. 473 00:30:28,687 --> 00:30:32,282 There's Peppino and Miss Che they want to be with us and have fun 474 00:30:32,407 --> 00:30:33,999 and you're the killjoy! 475 00:30:34,127 --> 00:30:36,925 At least for adequate complacency, no? 476 00:30:37,047 --> 00:30:40,244 Listen to Peppino, if you like let's go to San Giovanni too. 477 00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:42,801 Don't bother, we get behind it. 478 00:30:53,847 --> 00:30:55,519 Are you from Rome, miss? 479 00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:58,241 No, from Crevalcore, in the province of Bologna. 480 00:30:58,367 --> 00:31:00,927 Ah, Emilian and have you lived in Rome for a long time? 481 00:31:01,047 --> 00:31:05,120 - No, I've only been here a few months. - And what does he do? Are you an artist? 482 00:31:05,247 --> 00:31:07,602 Well, well... not really... 483 00:31:07,727 --> 00:31:10,446 - Do you work? - Yes, I'm working... 484 00:31:10,567 --> 00:31:12,876 - And... - In business, Valentina! 485 00:31:13,007 --> 00:31:15,919 - And what business? - Love, don't insist, come on. 486 00:31:16,047 --> 00:31:20,165 I didn't say anything bad, my father deals in fabrics. 487 00:31:20,287 --> 00:31:23,165 What does your father have to do with it? He trades wholesale, 488 00:31:23,287 --> 00:31:25,164 Claretta instead goes to detail. 489 00:31:48,247 --> 00:31:51,239 It's fun! All illuminated! 490 00:31:53,647 --> 00:31:55,683 Well, it's great here! 491 00:31:55,807 --> 00:31:57,923 Peppino, Claretta, come! 492 00:31:58,047 --> 00:32:01,926 - Waiter, a table for four. - Right away. 493 00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:04,880 - I can't miss the evening! - Then we'll chase them away! 494 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:06,440 Let's go! 495 00:32:08,047 --> 00:32:10,845 I get it, four people. I'll see about getting you sorted out. 496 00:32:10,967 --> 00:32:13,879 A little patience, These are exceptional evenings. 497 00:32:14,007 --> 00:32:16,282 Let's see, for four... 498 00:32:16,407 --> 00:32:17,999 - There he is! - Oh yes! 499 00:32:18,127 --> 00:32:21,483 Push this table to me, please! Is it okay here? 500 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:24,804 - Go a little further... - The snails! 501 00:32:24,927 --> 00:32:28,283 She stands here I'm going to get the other chair. 502 00:32:32,927 --> 00:32:36,920 But listen to Gioacchino, he has a bottomless belly 503 00:32:37,047 --> 00:32:40,960 at least one finger would be needed as big as the globe! 504 00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:43,246 How good! 505 00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:46,757 But how do they improvise verses so... suddenly? 506 00:32:46,887 --> 00:32:49,447 They must be students of the accountant De Santis. 507 00:32:49,567 --> 00:32:53,037 - I would go for a moment... - I'm coming too. 508 00:32:57,927 --> 00:33:00,999 - Nice Peppino, eh? - Where is Peppino? 509 00:33:01,127 --> 00:33:03,641 Her boyfriend. 510 00:33:03,767 --> 00:33:05,997 Ah yes... Peppino... 511 00:33:07,127 --> 00:33:10,164 It would be nice that the snails were finished! 512 00:33:10,287 --> 00:33:12,357 - Would you mind? - To me? On the contrary! 513 00:33:12,487 --> 00:33:14,045 Oh, I meant... 514 00:33:14,167 --> 00:33:17,125 Look, I've come here to please Valentina 515 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:19,847 because to me of the party of Saint John and the snails 516 00:33:19,967 --> 00:33:22,606 - I don't care. - And me, newly married? 517 00:33:22,727 --> 00:33:25,287 And not me? I don't know if he understood, but with that there... 518 00:33:25,407 --> 00:33:27,045 Well, I didn't understand! 519 00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:29,283 The only one who didn't understand It's Valentina. 520 00:33:29,407 --> 00:33:31,079 But make him understand! 521 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:39,797 Listen... so... one thing what goes through my head... 522 00:33:39,927 --> 00:33:42,202 just for a chat... 523 00:33:43,327 --> 00:33:45,841 - do you believe in votes? - Huh? 524 00:33:45,967 --> 00:33:48,720 - I mean have you ever made a vow? - A vote? 525 00:33:48,847 --> 00:33:51,805 Yes of course, why not? For my sister's pneumonia. 526 00:33:51,927 --> 00:33:54,646 I have a younger sister, he is two years younger than me. 527 00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:58,760 She got pneumonia, but I say, bad shape, you know... 528 00:33:58,887 --> 00:34:02,516 and I promised that if he got better I would go to Padua to bring a candle to the Saint. 529 00:34:02,647 --> 00:34:04,000 - And is she healed? - Yes. 530 00:34:04,127 --> 00:34:06,800 In fact, now I'm making you come also here in Rome. 531 00:34:06,927 --> 00:34:09,919 Look, you're the vote have you told anyone about it? 532 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:12,083 No, you shouldn't tell anyone. 533 00:34:12,207 --> 00:34:15,802 - Oh no, why else It's not worth it, right? - Eh! 534 00:34:18,647 --> 00:34:23,596 BABY CADDING 535 00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:27,436 - But why haven't they arrived yet? - What? 536 00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:28,966 - The snails. - No. 537 00:34:29,007 --> 00:34:30,440 Here they are. 538 00:34:30,487 --> 00:34:32,842 Hurray! But how long did it take! 539 00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:35,401 Eh, gentlemen, they're snails, aren't they? 540 00:34:39,967 --> 00:34:42,800 - Well, don't you eat them? - Not even if they kill me! 541 00:34:42,927 --> 00:34:45,680 - Everyone eats them! - De gustibus. 542 00:34:45,807 --> 00:34:48,958 Michele, how can you say it? that you don't like if you don't try? 543 00:34:51,207 --> 00:34:54,916 - To please me, come on... - No, Valentina, please... 544 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:58,558 - I'm good, brother! - Oh, they're good for you! 545 00:34:58,687 --> 00:35:03,238 - The snail is a sign of abundance! - And horns! LAUGHTER 546 00:35:06,327 --> 00:35:07,362 Come on! 547 00:35:11,207 --> 00:35:12,196 As? 548 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:13,965 It tastes like garlic. 549 00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:19,879 - Peppino? On! - But no, Valentina! 550 00:35:20,007 --> 00:35:22,202 - But if I don't like it! - Trial! 551 00:35:23,567 --> 00:35:27,560 < - Good, huh? - How disgusting! 552 00:35:29,847 --> 00:35:31,803 Claretta... 553 00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:33,916 How is it? 554 00:35:34,047 --> 00:35:37,357 I don't know, I swallowed it without chewing! 555 00:35:45,367 --> 00:35:46,880 I apologize a lot! 556 00:35:47,007 --> 00:35:49,680 But what an excuse, I got it! 557 00:35:49,807 --> 00:35:52,879 I'm sorry... waiter! 558 00:35:53,007 --> 00:35:55,521 - Come here! - Say, waiter... 559 00:35:55,647 --> 00:35:58,002 - What's happening? - Can you bring me some talcum powder? 560 00:35:59,247 --> 00:36:01,363 Here's the talcum powder. To her. 561 00:36:01,487 --> 00:36:04,843 You'll see that with talcum powder it all goes away! 562 00:36:04,967 --> 00:36:07,879 Stop! You're making me dirty the whole face! 563 00:36:08,007 --> 00:36:10,805 - Valentina, what are you doing? - But the stain is gone! 564 00:36:10,927 --> 00:36:14,602 EXPLOSIONS - The fires! Let's go to see the fires, Claretta! 565 00:36:14,727 --> 00:36:16,365 Let's go! Michael! 566 00:36:16,487 --> 00:36:18,603 Peppino, come up! How beautiful! 567 00:36:21,287 --> 00:36:25,280 FUCK 568 00:36:31,487 --> 00:36:33,318 Come this way! 569 00:36:35,887 --> 00:36:40,563 Claretta, come! Look how beautiful the fires are! 570 00:36:40,687 --> 00:36:44,123 Claretta! Oh, how nice! 571 00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:53,365 Claretta, come on in too! Peppino, make her come up! 572 00:36:53,487 --> 00:36:56,240 Thanks, I can see well from here too! 573 00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:58,562 So I miss the evening! I'm leaving. 574 00:36:58,687 --> 00:37:01,565 I have a Swiss gentleman waiting for me at 11.30! 575 00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:04,645 Go away, what do you want me to tell you... 576 00:37:04,767 --> 00:37:08,999 But we've been together for two hours! At least give me something! 577 00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:11,687 But you ate, you drank, what are you still looking for? 578 00:37:11,807 --> 00:37:12,956 Oh no, my dear! 579 00:37:13,087 --> 00:37:17,558 Do you think I do all this Via Crucis for your beautiful face? 580 00:37:17,687 --> 00:37:19,678 And you believe that I'm having fun? 581 00:37:19,807 --> 00:37:22,162 If you want to stay, stay, if not go away! 582 00:37:27,407 --> 00:37:31,036 Michele, then let's go and see too The election of Miss San Giovanni! 583 00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:32,236 Oh God... 584 00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:36,042 What's wrong with you? Michael! Hate! 585 00:37:36,167 --> 00:37:38,601 Help! Peppino! Peppino! 586 00:37:38,727 --> 00:37:40,957 - What's wrong with you, Michele? - Oh my God that hurt... 587 00:37:41,087 --> 00:37:43,157 What do you feel? It's bad! 588 00:37:43,287 --> 00:37:46,120 The liver! It's already been a while but I was hoping it would pass! 589 00:37:46,247 --> 00:37:48,920 It must have been the snails! I said so! 590 00:37:49,047 --> 00:37:52,084 - How bad! - Permission, there's someone who doesn't feel well! 591 00:37:52,207 --> 00:37:53,526 Michele is sick! 592 00:38:08,007 --> 00:38:10,362 - Come, love. - Oh God... 593 00:38:10,487 --> 00:38:13,126 - Thanks Peppino, good evening. - HI. 594 00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,804 MICHELE COMPLAINS 595 00:38:37,567 --> 00:38:39,285 Lie down. 596 00:38:43,207 --> 00:38:46,199 - Where are the pills? - There in the suitcase. 597 00:38:52,607 --> 00:38:53,835 Ouch ouch! 598 00:38:53,967 --> 00:38:57,880 I can't find them. Sure what did you put them in the suitcase? 599 00:38:58,007 --> 00:38:59,998 < - Yes... - Darling? 600 00:39:00,127 --> 00:39:05,884 Honey, I can't find the pills! You haven't forgotten them, eh? 601 00:39:06,007 --> 00:39:09,443 - I did it! You fell for it! - leave me! 602 00:39:09,567 --> 00:39:13,355 But then it was all a deception, a trap! 603 00:39:13,487 --> 00:39:15,318 You're a monster! A scoundrel! 604 00:39:15,447 --> 00:39:18,996 - Don't touch me, I'm screaming! - It was a joke! 605 00:39:19,127 --> 00:39:21,880 Oh, a joke? Nice joke! 606 00:39:22,007 --> 00:39:24,237 Look, leave me! I don't... 607 00:39:30,807 --> 00:39:33,480 THE PHONE RINGS 608 00:39:33,607 --> 00:39:35,006 Leave me... 609 00:39:36,967 --> 00:39:38,400 Ready? 610 00:39:40,007 --> 00:39:41,235 Where? 611 00:39:41,367 --> 00:39:43,323 Oh... when? 612 00:39:45,247 --> 00:39:46,999 Let's go down now! 613 00:39:47,127 --> 00:39:49,436 - What is it? - Peppino had an accident! 614 00:39:49,567 --> 00:39:51,046 - Where? - Down here! 615 00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:54,000 - Are there any injuries? - Let's hope they are just injured! 616 00:39:54,127 --> 00:39:56,118 And let this be a lesson to you! 617 00:39:56,247 --> 00:39:57,999 But what fault do I have? 618 00:39:58,127 --> 00:40:01,119 Yes, because I invented it I have bad liver, perhaps? 619 00:40:01,247 --> 00:40:03,044 Let's hurry, come on! 620 00:40:06,207 --> 00:40:10,041 - Fangio thought he was! - What Fangio and Fangio! 621 00:40:10,167 --> 00:40:13,523 I was at first. I left in front of the hotel, 622 00:40:13,647 --> 00:40:17,799 - I had accompanied some friends. - And who pays for my dress? 623 00:40:17,927 --> 00:40:20,964 You'll see that someone will pay! Was the young lady with you? 624 00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:24,159 Brigadier, I am an untouched person! What does he say? 625 00:40:24,287 --> 00:40:27,199 - So he was with her? - No, yes but... you see sergeant... 626 00:40:27,327 --> 00:40:30,046 - Was he with her or not? - Yes, but in a certain way... 627 00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:32,681 Peppino, what happened did you get hurt? 628 00:40:32,807 --> 00:40:36,004 No, thank God, no, but look how the car has treated me! 629 00:40:36,127 --> 00:40:39,039 Did he piss me off? Brigadier, Look what he's done! 630 00:40:39,167 --> 00:40:41,840 He's impudent because I came from his right! 631 00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:44,925 In order. The gentleman has you accompanied to the hotel? 632 00:40:45,047 --> 00:40:48,164 - Yes, five minutes ago. - In the hotel or at the hotel? 633 00:40:48,287 --> 00:40:50,482 - What's the difference? - You shut up! 634 00:40:50,607 --> 00:40:53,075 -How dare you? - Sorry, Baroness! 635 00:40:53,207 --> 00:40:55,562 - I'll explain... - Brigadier, you are misunderstanding. 636 00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:56,881 Silence you. 637 00:40:57,007 --> 00:40:58,599 What is your name and where are you from? 638 00:40:58,727 --> 00:41:01,195 - If you don't give me some lei I won't answer them! - Oh, no? 639 00:41:01,327 --> 00:41:05,115 - I'll let you spend the night in lockup! - Let's go! 640 00:41:05,247 --> 00:41:07,966 - I want to have fun! - You'll see how much fun you have! 641 00:41:08,087 --> 00:41:11,397 - The lady is my wife! - Ah! His wife is! 642 00:41:11,527 --> 00:41:14,883 And she allows her wife to go hanging out with the lady! 643 00:41:15,007 --> 00:41:18,238 Because what does he have to say against me? I behave well, you know? 644 00:41:18,367 --> 00:41:20,562 - Ask the gentlemen! - He's right! 645 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:23,599 He has no right to be missing respect to the young lady! 646 00:41:23,727 --> 00:41:26,924 - She's my friend's girlfriend! - No! Allow me, Brigadier? 647 00:41:27,047 --> 00:41:28,685 Come sergeant. 648 00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:33,602 - CRYING - Don't cry Claretta, everything will clear up. 649 00:41:33,727 --> 00:41:37,640 For her, but they take me inside. Nice evening I had! 650 00:41:37,767 --> 00:41:41,316 I'm sorry, but she could have avoided it too! 651 00:41:41,447 --> 00:41:43,961 He's right, but how did I explain it to my wife? 652 00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:46,726 We'll deal with this clash, yes or no? 653 00:41:46,847 --> 00:41:50,078 Let's talk about it, but first we need to clarify the misunderstanding! 654 00:41:50,207 --> 00:41:53,244 She says her friend he accompanied you to the hotel, 655 00:41:53,367 --> 00:41:56,404 therefore he did not see the accident that would have happened 656 00:41:56,527 --> 00:42:00,076 - while they were inside - No, we saw very well! 657 00:42:00,207 --> 00:42:02,767 Brigadier allows, I'm an engineer. 658 00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:06,800 Why a car like this can reach in less than 80 meters, 659 00:42:06,927 --> 00:42:08,963 - 100... - Say 120! 660 00:42:09,087 --> 00:42:13,239 at a speed he doesn't have allowed to brake 661 00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:17,246 we must assume that the Maggi pushed the engine to maximum. 662 00:42:17,367 --> 00:42:18,959 And let's assume it! 663 00:42:19,087 --> 00:42:22,443 - Well, in this case... - But why should I? 664 00:42:22,567 --> 00:42:24,523 And why shouldn't he! 665 00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:28,435 It was going 120mph. And with this? One is free to do what he wants! 666 00:42:28,567 --> 00:42:31,081 Forget it so much among Sicilians... 667 00:42:31,207 --> 00:42:33,277 What are you saying, excuse me? 668 00:42:33,407 --> 00:42:36,763 - One thing for the lady. - What in between Sicilians you all agree! 669 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,843 He will come to repeat it to the police station. 670 00:42:38,967 --> 00:42:40,639 - I'm not repeating anything! < - Oh yes! 671 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:43,565 < - My wife didn't understand! - No, Peppino is right! 672 00:42:43,687 --> 00:42:45,564 Even my father says so! Dog don't eat dog! 673 00:42:45,687 --> 00:42:47,643 Ma'am, shut up otherwise... 674 00:42:47,767 --> 00:42:50,327 - If not, what? < - I'll take you to the police station! 675 00:42:50,447 --> 00:42:51,960 Oh yes? Let's go! 676 00:42:52,087 --> 00:42:53,202 Valentina, please! 677 00:42:53,327 --> 00:42:56,125 I won't shut up! Are you taking us to the police station? Let's go! 678 00:42:56,247 --> 00:42:57,760 I want to have fun! 679 00:42:57,887 --> 00:43:01,323 Be grateful that I am a father of family that doesn't want to ruin it! 680 00:43:01,447 --> 00:43:04,439 and you take her away and teach her to keep your tongue to yourself! 681 00:43:04,567 --> 00:43:07,240 - If not, something bad is in store for her happen! - Have you heard Michele? 682 00:43:07,367 --> 00:43:09,358 - I understand, thanks! - And do you also thank him? 683 00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:11,682 - Come! < - Don't worry, we're coming too! 684 00:43:11,807 --> 00:43:15,038 Take her away! Don't call! Michele don't let her call! 685 00:43:15,327 --> 00:43:18,399 Nice figure! You got arrested Your best friend! 686 00:43:18,447 --> 00:43:21,757 My? Your! Who remembered Peppino Maggi? 687 00:43:21,807 --> 00:43:24,605 He thanks the Brigadier he was a good man 688 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:26,877 otherwise we would spend the night in custody. 689 00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:28,963 Then what do you want what do they do to Peppino? 690 00:43:29,087 --> 00:43:32,682 The inspector will give him a wash head and everything will end there. 691 00:43:32,807 --> 00:43:35,002 But it was better if we went too. 692 00:43:35,127 --> 00:43:38,915 With you? So we ended up in court for contempt of the public force. 693 00:43:39,047 --> 00:43:41,959 - Now let's think about ourselves. - Well yes! And what will they do to her? 694 00:43:42,087 --> 00:43:43,566 What will they do to her? 695 00:43:43,687 --> 00:43:45,518 - Who are you? - To Claretta. 696 00:43:45,647 --> 00:43:47,444 What do you want them to do to her? 697 00:43:47,567 --> 00:43:50,206 Then you don't understand anything! Do you know who he was? 698 00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:52,636 It was one... one of those! 699 00:43:52,767 --> 00:43:55,440 How did I not understand that? And am I stupid? 700 00:43:55,567 --> 00:43:57,603 - It was so obvious! - Oh yes? 701 00:43:57,727 --> 00:44:00,161 You know him well that kind of woman! 702 00:44:00,287 --> 00:44:03,006 You understood it immediately and you didn't tell me anything. 703 00:44:03,127 --> 00:44:06,039 You let your wife went around with a... 704 00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:08,601 Valentina, but you insisted so much! 705 00:44:08,727 --> 00:44:11,844 Is it my fault now? You had to care, that's it! 706 00:44:11,967 --> 00:44:14,481 You had to say "No, we don't go to San Giovanni!" 707 00:44:14,607 --> 00:44:17,440 "We're not going anywhere!" This is what you had to say. 708 00:44:18,687 --> 00:44:22,123 Oh yes, you're right. I had to say just that. 709 00:44:55,327 --> 00:44:58,364 - Michael! Michael! - What is it? What happened? 710 00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:00,000 Look at the pillow! 711 00:45:01,447 --> 00:45:06,646 But look at that service! Well, these things happen. 712 00:45:06,767 --> 00:45:08,962 - I'll call the waitress. - Why? 713 00:45:09,087 --> 00:45:10,884 To change pillowcases and sheets. 714 00:45:11,007 --> 00:45:13,396 Oh yes? And would you be satisfied? 715 00:45:13,527 --> 00:45:17,600 And you want me to pass our premiere night in a bed where... 716 00:45:17,727 --> 00:45:20,161 Valentina, I understand you. But you have to be patient! 717 00:45:20,287 --> 00:45:24,405 - You know how it is in hotels. - Better to sleep at the station. 718 00:45:24,527 --> 00:45:27,166 Valentina, think. 719 00:45:27,287 --> 00:45:30,006 No, I don't sleep in that bed! 720 00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:33,483 - Ask for another room. - You know there aren't any! 721 00:45:33,607 --> 00:45:35,199 So let's change hotels. 722 00:45:35,327 --> 00:45:37,682 But you know how hard we worked to find this! 723 00:45:37,807 --> 00:45:40,037 Then you don't love me! 724 00:45:40,167 --> 00:45:43,477 - You don't care that your wife... that you and me... - Valentina! 725 00:45:43,607 --> 00:45:46,246 in that bed where the Honorable... 726 00:45:56,327 --> 00:45:57,316 Ready? 727 00:45:57,447 --> 00:46:00,086 - A pillow is stained with lipstick. - How? 728 00:46:00,207 --> 00:46:01,560 - Of lipstick. - But no. 729 00:46:01,687 --> 00:46:04,440 - But who was in the room? - The Honorable Tamerici. 730 00:46:04,567 --> 00:46:07,957 The Honorable Member is a dirty man and I don't sleep here, okay? 731 00:46:08,087 --> 00:46:12,603 Ready? Feel good, or it will change us room or let's change hotel! 732 00:46:12,727 --> 00:46:15,719 Madam, wait, let me look in the register. 733 00:46:15,847 --> 00:46:20,318 Maybe I could give her the 41. 734 00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:22,756 It doesn't have a bathroom but it's opposite, in the corridor. 735 00:46:22,887 --> 00:46:25,799 - Well, I knew it... - Good, send for the bags. 736 00:46:25,927 --> 00:46:27,485 There is another room. 737 00:46:27,607 --> 00:46:31,316 -And you say it with that face? - I don't have another one! 738 00:46:38,527 --> 00:46:39,846 Take a seat. 739 00:46:45,287 --> 00:46:47,118 The bathroom is that way. 740 00:46:47,247 --> 00:46:49,556 But the goalkeeper he told me in front of me. 741 00:46:49,687 --> 00:46:51,803 Well, not right in front... 742 00:46:55,927 --> 00:46:58,202 - Oh, there you go. - Please. 743 00:46:59,447 --> 00:47:02,325 < - Shall I put the bags here? < - Yes, thank you. Leave it alone. 744 00:47:02,447 --> 00:47:06,042 Since I've been in this hotel nothing like this has ever happened. 745 00:47:06,167 --> 00:47:08,362 I'm not to blame, I got on duty at 9. 746 00:47:08,487 --> 00:47:11,559 But I don't understand how they escaped lipstick stains. 747 00:47:11,687 --> 00:47:14,599 Yet the room has been redone before noon. 748 00:47:14,727 --> 00:47:18,117 The Honorable Member will have returned in afternoon. - And that he wasn't alone! 749 00:47:18,247 --> 00:47:22,035 The Honorable Tamerici, such a serious person. 750 00:47:22,167 --> 00:47:25,159 He always comes with his wife, such a kind lady. 751 00:47:25,287 --> 00:47:27,960 This one too he had to be nice! 752 00:47:28,087 --> 00:47:31,397 Excuse me, I'm making certain speeches and they are newlyweds. 753 00:47:31,527 --> 00:47:34,997 But you don't have to make every herb a bundle. There are exceptions. 754 00:47:35,127 --> 00:47:37,243 Let's hope my husband is. 755 00:47:37,367 --> 00:47:40,120 - Goodnight gentlemen. - Good night. 756 00:47:45,167 --> 00:47:46,805 Poor honorable man, 757 00:47:46,927 --> 00:47:50,078 if they found out in his constituency! 758 00:47:50,207 --> 00:47:53,597 - By now it's clear which party he belongs to. - Why? What do you want to imply? 759 00:47:53,727 --> 00:47:54,796 the? Nothing. 760 00:47:54,927 --> 00:47:57,805 Remember my father he is a good and honest man! 761 00:47:57,927 --> 00:48:00,122 - Who spoke? - You are always suggestive! 762 00:48:00,247 --> 00:48:03,159 Okay, I'm suggestive, I'm everything you want! 763 00:48:18,247 --> 00:48:20,556 - THEY KNOCK - Come on. 764 00:48:22,887 --> 00:48:27,244 Excuse me, forgive me. But they have to help me. 765 00:48:27,367 --> 00:48:28,720 I don't know how to do it. 766 00:48:28,847 --> 00:48:31,759 I got married today, my husband is from there waiting for me, 767 00:48:31,887 --> 00:48:33,479 and I can't, do they understand? 768 00:48:33,607 --> 00:48:35,165 I made the vow that if we got married, 769 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:37,357 the first wedding night I would have dedicated it to the Madonna. 770 00:48:37,487 --> 00:48:40,718 Our families didn't want it this marriage for politics. 771 00:48:40,847 --> 00:48:42,997 Three times I went out to get married 772 00:48:43,127 --> 00:48:45,721 and three times my father and his father they argued 773 00:48:45,847 --> 00:48:47,678 before arriving at church. 774 00:48:47,807 --> 00:48:49,684 We had to go to Venice by train 775 00:48:49,807 --> 00:48:51,877 and on the train nothing could happen. 776 00:48:52,007 --> 00:48:54,885 And instead I'm here now, and he's from there. 777 00:48:55,007 --> 00:48:57,965 What can I do? Let them help me. 778 00:48:58,087 --> 00:49:04,686 SPEAKS GERMAN 779 00:49:04,807 --> 00:49:07,685 But what kind of language do they speak? 780 00:49:07,807 --> 00:49:11,277 - Don't you understand Italian? - Nein. - No? 781 00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:19,883 SPEAKS IN LATIN 782 00:49:20,007 --> 00:49:23,841 My little Madonna, why don't you help me? Why don't these people understand me? 783 00:49:23,967 --> 00:49:27,243 Sorry, I'm so sorry... 784 00:49:40,247 --> 00:49:42,841 THEY KNOCK < - Permission? - After you. 785 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:55,796 I got hungry. Maybe you too, huh? 786 00:49:55,927 --> 00:49:58,805 No, I assure you, I haven't desire to eat. 787 00:49:58,927 --> 00:50:01,487 - Thank you. - You're welcome, sir. 788 00:50:05,007 --> 00:50:06,326 Thank you. 789 00:50:09,687 --> 00:50:11,837 Sit down dear, come. 790 00:50:13,447 --> 00:50:16,405 Ah, it's off to a good start our wedding. 791 00:50:16,527 --> 00:50:18,165 Instead of Venice, Rome. 792 00:50:18,287 --> 00:50:21,006 But what am I saying Rome, a dingy hotel room. 793 00:50:21,127 --> 00:50:23,846 And for dinner, french fries and breaded slices. 794 00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:27,562 It's not just chips, we have many other good things, sir. 795 00:50:27,687 --> 00:50:30,076 Roast chicken, fruit, the cake too. 796 00:50:31,127 --> 00:50:33,197 - Valentina... - Oh God! 797 00:50:33,327 --> 00:50:34,999 - Oh Michael! - What is it? 798 00:50:35,127 --> 00:50:38,085 I didn't call mum! You could have even reminded me! 799 00:50:38,207 --> 00:50:40,084 But you didn't agree 800 00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:43,040 that you would have phoned her once in Venice? 801 00:50:43,167 --> 00:50:45,965 Yes, but since we stayed in Rome, unfortunately... 802 00:50:46,207 --> 00:50:47,879 Why unfortunately? 803 00:50:48,007 --> 00:50:51,204 Michele, how obsessive you are on every word one says! 804 00:50:51,327 --> 00:50:53,522 You didn't say "thank God", but "unfortunately"! 805 00:50:53,647 --> 00:50:56,320 My engineer is always precise! Ready? 806 00:50:56,447 --> 00:50:59,837 Please call me Terracina, 1421 very urgent. 807 00:50:59,967 --> 00:51:02,435 Sorry Michele, but if I didn't say very urgent 808 00:51:02,567 --> 00:51:05,161 they wouldn't have given it to us communication immediately. 809 00:51:05,287 --> 00:51:07,642 - Who said anything? - But you went "mmhh". 810 00:51:07,767 --> 00:51:11,043 Let's start well! I weigh the words, you weigh the gestures... 811 00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:13,965 Michele, he's coming Mom's phone call! 812 00:51:14,087 --> 00:51:17,397 - The phone call, not the mother! - Is it possible that you don't understand? 813 00:51:17,527 --> 00:51:20,678 - I have to tell you that we are in Rome instead of Venice... - Well? 814 00:51:20,807 --> 00:51:23,480 - and instead you only think about... - THE PHONE RINGS 815 00:51:23,607 --> 00:51:26,565 Ready? Yes, I'm waiting... 816 00:51:33,127 --> 00:51:37,166 MUFFLE ON A CHIPS - Michele, that noise... 817 00:51:37,287 --> 00:51:38,436 What noise? 818 00:51:38,567 --> 00:51:41,957 It gives me goosebumps the sound of the french fries. 819 00:51:44,047 --> 00:51:46,003 Ready? Mom, is that you? 820 00:51:46,127 --> 00:51:49,199 Valentina! But where are you? 821 00:51:51,127 --> 00:51:54,119 Ah, thank goodness! We were scared. 822 00:51:54,247 --> 00:51:57,876 - That was a good idea to stop in Rome. - Where? 823 00:51:58,007 --> 00:52:00,396 In Rome, they did not find it the sleeping car. 824 00:52:00,527 --> 00:52:04,679 That idiot De Santis I'll get him fired! The poet... 825 00:52:04,807 --> 00:52:08,322 - But where are they? In the hotel? - And where do they sleep, at the station? 826 00:52:08,447 --> 00:52:11,598 I understand. It's here, I'll give it to you now. Here you are. 827 00:52:11,727 --> 00:52:15,117 Hello Valentina? What happened? What did you do? 828 00:52:15,247 --> 00:52:18,398 We were around Rome, we had a lot of fun. 829 00:52:18,527 --> 00:52:20,961 Now we are having a snack. 830 00:52:21,087 --> 00:52:24,523 Listen Ersilia, I wanted to ask you, that thing... 831 00:52:24,647 --> 00:52:28,242 that embroidery... it must continue how did it start? 832 00:52:28,367 --> 00:52:29,402 Certain! 833 00:52:29,527 --> 00:52:31,518 Couldn't it be stopped? 834 00:52:31,647 --> 00:52:33,285 Ninth! 835 00:52:33,407 --> 00:52:35,637 No, huh? I understand. 836 00:52:35,767 --> 00:52:37,837 It's very difficult though. 837 00:52:39,047 --> 00:52:41,481 It's a very complicated point. 838 00:52:44,687 --> 00:52:48,726 I'll do what I can... I will even do the impossible. 839 00:52:48,847 --> 00:52:51,122 Pray to Our Lady, 840 00:52:51,247 --> 00:52:54,796 recommended to the Madonna but absolutely resist. 841 00:52:54,927 --> 00:52:56,565 Yes, certainly. 842 00:52:56,687 --> 00:52:59,918 Let's hope so. Pass me mom. 843 00:53:00,047 --> 00:53:01,605 Yes. Aunt? 844 00:53:01,727 --> 00:53:04,366 What are these secrets between you and Ersilia? 845 00:53:04,487 --> 00:53:07,684 Nothing, nothing... I hug you all tightly. 846 00:53:07,807 --> 00:53:09,957 I will call you from Venice. Bye bye. 847 00:53:10,087 --> 00:53:13,363 - Mom says hi to you and dad too. - Oh, thanks. 848 00:53:19,567 --> 00:53:21,797 But what were you saying to your cousin? 849 00:53:21,927 --> 00:53:24,680 Nothing, a job we have combined the two of us. 850 00:53:24,807 --> 00:53:27,526 You know that your cousin Ersilia I never liked her? 851 00:53:27,647 --> 00:53:29,797 Because you don't know her intimately. 852 00:53:29,927 --> 00:53:31,838 Look, I really don't care. 853 00:53:31,967 --> 00:53:35,482 Don't be vulgar. I meant... you don't know his soul. 854 00:53:35,607 --> 00:53:39,236 It is an exquisite creature, of one sensitivity, of a spirituality... 855 00:53:39,367 --> 00:53:43,280 - Do you know that you want to become a nun? - I believe it, who marries her? 856 00:53:43,407 --> 00:53:46,797 Michele, I don't want anyone to joke about on certain topics. 857 00:53:46,927 --> 00:53:49,999 You're crazy! You two are crazy! You and that other one! 858 00:53:50,127 --> 00:53:52,402 How did you convince her to do it a similar vote? 859 00:53:52,527 --> 00:53:55,166 You know it's a vote against the law of the Lord? 860 00:53:55,287 --> 00:53:58,085 I only know that the Madonna he worked a miracle! 861 00:53:58,207 --> 00:54:01,404 - Otherwise this marriage it would never have been done! - Let's hope! 862 00:54:01,527 --> 00:54:04,644 - We need to recall Rome! - No! - Warn Michele! 863 00:54:04,767 --> 00:54:06,997 - What hotel are they staying in? - You talked to us! 864 00:54:07,127 --> 00:54:09,038 - He didn't tell me! - Now how do you do it? 865 00:54:09,167 --> 00:54:11,601 Don't worry, Michele will take care of it. 866 00:54:11,727 --> 00:54:14,002 Of course I do at this time in his place... 867 00:54:14,127 --> 00:54:15,116 Carlo! 868 00:54:15,247 --> 00:54:18,717 After all, the Gospel also says so: grow and multiply. 869 00:54:18,847 --> 00:54:19,962 Carlo... 870 00:54:37,247 --> 00:54:40,796 But when you eat the chips Don't you get goosebumps? 871 00:54:40,927 --> 00:54:44,203 No, in fact, I like hearing them crunch under your teeth. 872 00:54:49,207 --> 00:54:51,641 - Listen here... - Huh? 873 00:54:51,767 --> 00:54:54,565 - Come here for a moment. - Why? 874 00:54:54,687 --> 00:54:57,326 - I have to tell you something. - Tell it. 875 00:55:01,727 --> 00:55:03,046 But what are you doing? 876 00:55:08,207 --> 00:55:10,801 It's a secret and I have to tell you in one ear. 877 00:55:10,927 --> 00:55:13,202 - I have to tell you a secret. - What? 878 00:55:13,327 --> 00:55:15,841 You know what they said the De Antonis sisters 879 00:55:15,967 --> 00:55:19,039 when it seemed that the marriage would fail? 880 00:55:19,167 --> 00:55:20,156 No. 881 00:55:20,287 --> 00:55:23,757 That your parents wanted you to marry the daughter of the notary Cappelli. 882 00:55:23,887 --> 00:55:26,606 Who Francesca? The one with the buck teeth? 883 00:55:26,727 --> 00:55:30,083 It's obvious you like horse racing, it's not that bad anyway, 884 00:55:30,207 --> 00:55:32,641 or at least it's not worse by Isabella Gonzales. 885 00:55:32,767 --> 00:55:36,442 Well, you're being unfair because Isabella she has a nice staff, she is educated... 886 00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:39,127 So why didn't you marry her? 887 00:55:39,247 --> 00:55:40,680 Because I love you! 888 00:55:40,807 --> 00:55:43,799 That I'm not refined, educated and I don't have a nice staff! 889 00:55:43,927 --> 00:55:46,282 - What does it have to do with it? You are you! - Yes, I am me. 890 00:55:47,847 --> 00:55:53,001 Michele, I ask myself many times because we two got married. 891 00:55:55,007 --> 00:55:59,000 If we got married this morning! Because we love each other, right? 892 00:55:59,127 --> 00:56:02,563 Are we sure we love each other? 893 00:56:02,687 --> 00:56:05,804 Or was it just a passing infatuation? 894 00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:06,916 Hm... 895 00:56:09,487 --> 00:56:12,957 What are these conversations? We've known each other for fifteen years! 896 00:56:13,087 --> 00:56:15,555 Let me talk, I need to talk. 897 00:56:15,687 --> 00:56:18,360 I need to scrutinize deep within myself. 898 00:56:18,487 --> 00:56:21,638 The Latins said: know yourself. 899 00:56:21,807 --> 00:56:23,763 The Greeks actually said so. 900 00:56:24,887 --> 00:56:29,085 Yes, because I'm not educated like Isabella Gonzales. 901 00:56:29,207 --> 00:56:32,483 But even if I'm not educated I have a soul and a heart too! 902 00:56:32,607 --> 00:56:35,121 But it seems like the moment to make certain speeches? 903 00:56:35,247 --> 00:56:38,717 Of course, you could do it with Isabella conversations you can't have with me. 904 00:56:38,847 --> 00:56:42,556 You could have talked to that idiot of music, literature, 905 00:56:42,687 --> 00:56:45,360 - of numismatics. - Numismatics? 906 00:56:45,487 --> 00:56:47,762 Do you know what it is? The study of coins. 907 00:56:47,887 --> 00:56:50,276 And yes because Isabella so much it's not very venal! 908 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,602 Say I am a poor ignorant girl! 909 00:56:52,727 --> 00:56:55,639 Which are not up to par to talk to an engineer! 910 00:56:55,767 --> 00:56:58,725 Talk as long as you want, I'm here listening to you. 911 00:57:03,167 --> 00:57:06,477 - And another thing they told me the De Antonis. - Ah... 912 00:57:06,607 --> 00:57:10,077 What they say bothers you because you know it's the truth. 913 00:57:10,207 --> 00:57:13,119 Let's hear what else they said... 914 00:57:13,247 --> 00:57:17,445 "Watch out Valentina!" they said. "Don't trust him, he's a southerner!" 915 00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:19,239 Why are you? 916 00:57:19,367 --> 00:57:21,961 Lazio, central Italy. 917 00:57:22,087 --> 00:57:26,239 The house where you were born is 250 meters away meters from the border with Campania. 918 00:57:26,367 --> 00:57:28,085 Southern Italy. 919 00:57:28,207 --> 00:57:29,526 250 meters is not enough 920 00:57:29,647 --> 00:57:32,480 but there can be many when they mark a border! 921 00:57:32,607 --> 00:57:35,838 You southerners see things differently from us. 922 00:57:35,967 --> 00:57:39,562 - Don Pedricca also says so. - Imagine if he didn't come out! 923 00:57:39,687 --> 00:57:42,042 That bothers you What's Don Pedricca saying, eh? 924 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,486 But who's listening! 925 00:57:43,607 --> 00:57:45,996 I know, you in church You're only going there to get married. 926 00:57:46,127 --> 00:57:48,322 This is also a thing that divides us. 927 00:57:48,447 --> 00:57:51,200 I was raised that way in a Catholic family. 928 00:57:51,327 --> 00:57:53,363 Why us who are Mohammedans? 929 00:57:53,487 --> 00:57:56,365 Well, your father is a secretary of the socialist party. 930 00:57:56,487 --> 00:57:59,320 I don't think he has it with the socialists... 931 00:57:59,447 --> 00:58:02,917 because as my father says one he is free to think as he wants. 932 00:58:03,047 --> 00:58:06,562 But when one is a socialist... he is a socialist. 933 00:58:50,647 --> 00:58:53,605 Not that I believe that what the De Antonis say, 934 00:58:53,727 --> 00:58:56,844 but you know what the proverb says: voice of the people, voice of God. 935 00:58:56,967 --> 00:59:00,164 If the De Antonis sisters say that between you and Gonzales 936 00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:03,484 there was something, it must be true. 937 00:59:03,607 --> 00:59:05,438 Besides, I'm not surprised. 938 00:59:05,567 --> 00:59:08,559 Everyone knows than at university in Rome 939 00:59:08,687 --> 00:59:10,484 he did more of Charles in France. 940 00:59:11,527 --> 00:59:15,236 Isabella Gonzales she's a no-good, an idiot, 941 00:59:15,367 --> 00:59:18,803 and as for the nice staff, you've never seen her undressed. 942 00:59:18,927 --> 00:59:21,157 The seamstress told me of the De Antonis: 943 00:59:21,287 --> 00:59:24,199 "My lady, if you could see it! It's all stuffed!" 944 00:59:27,807 --> 00:59:32,437 De Antonis... Gonzales... Don Pedricca... 945 00:59:32,567 --> 00:59:35,365 De Antonis... 946 01:02:13,127 --> 01:02:14,799 Valentina? 947 01:03:31,247 --> 01:03:32,805 Valentina! 948 01:03:36,167 --> 01:03:37,486 Valentina! 949 01:03:39,247 --> 01:03:40,646 Valentina! VERSE OF PAIN 950 01:03:40,767 --> 01:03:43,804 Turn off the light! Someone passed! 951 01:03:43,927 --> 01:03:45,758 - Where? - On the terrace! 952 01:03:49,047 --> 01:03:50,400 But what does he do? 953 01:03:51,887 --> 01:03:53,479 She's a sleepwalker. 954 01:03:54,727 --> 01:03:57,605 - Valentina! - You mustn't touch her! It can hurt her! 955 01:03:57,727 --> 01:04:00,082 They have to wake up sleepwalkers alone. 956 01:04:00,207 --> 01:04:03,119 The sleepwalkers? Valentina! 957 01:04:05,007 --> 01:04:07,919 - Don't call her! - Shh! Slowly, slowly... 958 01:04:08,047 --> 01:04:09,162 Let her do it! 959 01:04:38,847 --> 01:04:40,917 Floor. Be careful. 960 01:04:51,727 --> 01:04:52,876 There it is! 961 01:04:53,007 --> 01:04:56,761 I can't believe it, Valentina she has never been a sleepwalker! 962 01:04:56,887 --> 01:04:58,718 Don't worry, I understand. 963 01:04:58,847 --> 01:05:02,362 I had a sleepwalking cousin, he got dressed, walked around the house... 964 01:05:02,487 --> 01:05:04,239 sometimes he went out. 965 01:05:06,727 --> 01:05:09,161 - Valentina! - Shut up! Don't say anything! 966 01:05:09,287 --> 01:05:10,686 Valentina! 967 01:05:34,167 --> 01:05:35,486 Here it is! 968 01:06:05,527 --> 01:06:07,802 But that's not possible! 969 01:06:07,927 --> 01:06:10,646 It's nothing serious, they are just hysterical forms. 970 01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:13,440 For example, my cousin got married, he had children... 971 01:06:13,567 --> 01:06:16,320 - Sleepwalkers? - No, actually, sleepyheads! 972 01:06:16,447 --> 01:06:19,883 - He will also see his wife later the first baby... - Let's hope. 973 01:06:20,007 --> 01:06:21,725 But he never noticed anything? 974 01:06:21,847 --> 01:06:23,724 No, we're on our honeymoon! 975 01:06:23,847 --> 01:06:27,840 This is the first night then! Interesting. 976 01:06:31,927 --> 01:06:33,963 It will be better to call a doctor. 977 01:06:34,087 --> 01:06:37,318 In this case I don't think there is better doctor than you, you know? 978 01:06:37,807 --> 01:06:38,876 Let's go. 979 01:06:47,207 --> 01:06:50,005 Thief! 980 01:07:06,487 --> 01:07:09,399 - We need to call a doctor. - Is there a doctor? 981 01:07:09,527 --> 01:07:12,644 - Not here in the hotel. Outside yes. - Can we call? - Come. 982 01:07:55,367 --> 01:07:57,562 We must do something for that girI! 983 01:08:26,047 --> 01:08:27,765 Come, let's go out. 984 01:08:28,887 --> 01:08:33,324 There's no need to worry. It's a typical case of sleepwalking. 985 01:08:34,607 --> 01:08:35,926 Close. 986 01:08:36,047 --> 01:08:39,881 Don't worry, these ailments they muffle and then disappear. 987 01:08:40,007 --> 01:08:42,043 Did you hear? I told him. 988 01:08:42,167 --> 01:08:45,557 - How long have you been married? - It's their wedding night! 989 01:08:45,687 --> 01:08:48,440 - Parents don't have them said anything? - No, nothing. 990 01:08:48,567 --> 01:08:51,240 < - I'm sure it is the first time. - I rule it out. 991 01:08:51,367 --> 01:08:54,325 < These disorders never start suddenly. 992 01:08:54,447 --> 01:08:56,722 < They start in women in puberty. 993 01:08:56,847 --> 01:08:59,156 I should ask you a question a little intimate... 994 01:08:59,287 --> 01:09:02,802 Tell me, let's not formalize it, we are all adults. 995 01:09:04,167 --> 01:09:06,556 Do you see it? So? 996 01:09:08,407 --> 01:09:11,922 - So what? - You're the only one who didn't understand. 997 01:09:13,047 --> 01:09:15,117 Ah... no, never. 998 01:09:15,247 --> 01:09:17,203 Bad. I mean, don't get me wrong, 999 01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:20,717 I'm sure his wife will benefit benefit from marriage. 1000 01:09:20,847 --> 01:09:23,725 But she absolutely must win his shyness. 1001 01:09:23,847 --> 01:09:24,996 the? 1002 01:09:25,127 --> 01:09:28,836 The doctor is right! She has to be bolder, 1003 01:09:28,967 --> 01:09:30,480 more aggressive! 1004 01:09:30,607 --> 01:09:33,917 - You have to be strong! - You have to be strong... 1005 01:09:34,047 --> 01:09:35,878 I recommend... 1006 01:09:36,007 --> 01:09:38,396 - Courage. - Goodnight 1007 01:09:57,447 --> 01:10:00,757 Shy, huh? I'll show him if I'm shy! 1008 01:10:02,087 --> 01:10:05,079 But look a little what a situation he put me in! 1009 01:10:27,247 --> 01:10:28,475 Yes? 1010 01:10:30,087 --> 01:10:33,204 Ah, good. I'll come right away. 1011 01:11:10,167 --> 01:11:12,556 - Ready? - Hello Michele, are you? 1012 01:11:12,687 --> 01:11:13,836 It's me. 1013 01:11:13,967 --> 01:11:18,358 We wanted to call you but not we knew the name of the hotel. 1014 01:11:18,487 --> 01:11:22,082 Finally the lady from the switchboard tracked him down. 1015 01:11:22,207 --> 01:11:25,836 In the meantime we talked also with Monsignor Pedricca. 1016 01:11:25,967 --> 01:11:28,401 We also read canon law. 1017 01:11:28,527 --> 01:11:31,564 You have to tell Valentina that I vote what he did is invalid. 1018 01:11:31,687 --> 01:11:33,245 It was Ersilia's madness! 1019 01:11:33,367 --> 01:11:35,676 But which vote? Please explain, Mrs Maria. 1020 01:11:35,807 --> 01:11:38,196 Michele, it's one thing a little delicate. 1021 01:11:38,327 --> 01:11:41,842 For all the difficulties there are you are about your wedding 1022 01:11:41,967 --> 01:11:43,878 Ersilia convinced Valentina 1023 01:11:44,007 --> 01:11:46,441 to dedicate the first wedding night to Our Lady! 1024 01:11:46,567 --> 01:11:47,920 Now I understand! 1025 01:11:48,047 --> 01:11:49,639 Then she's not sleepwalking! 1026 01:11:49,767 --> 01:11:52,156 What a sleepwalker! My Valentina? 1027 01:11:52,287 --> 01:11:56,166 Then I'll tell them! He did it to me spend a few his daughter! 1028 01:13:48,127 --> 01:13:50,277 What time is it? 1029 01:13:51,647 --> 01:13:52,682 Love? 1030 01:13:53,847 --> 01:13:55,041 Treasure? 1031 01:13:55,167 --> 01:13:56,839 Are you sleeping? 1032 01:13:59,847 --> 01:14:01,121 Michael? 1033 01:14:01,247 --> 01:14:02,965 Michael? 1034 01:14:07,167 --> 01:14:08,805 Love? 1035 01:14:09,287 --> 01:14:12,962 Treasure? It's me, your Valentina. 1036 01:14:14,087 --> 01:14:15,839 Love? 1037 01:14:15,967 --> 01:14:17,195 Love? 1038 01:14:18,527 --> 01:14:23,601 Michael! But in short, what a sleepyhead! But is it possible? 1039 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:35,445 Uh, five already? We need to get up. 1040 01:14:35,567 --> 01:14:37,398 But darling, what are you doing? 1041 01:14:37,527 --> 01:14:40,121 Let's leave, let's go back to Terracina. 1042 01:14:40,247 --> 01:14:42,238 Where? In Terracina? 1043 01:14:45,527 --> 01:14:49,202 Yes Valentina, it's better this way. For both of us. 1044 01:14:50,207 --> 01:14:54,678 I thought, you know? I thought it all over the night from what you told me. 1045 01:14:54,807 --> 01:14:58,720 You were right. Our wedding it was a mistake. 1046 01:14:58,847 --> 01:15:01,315 It's not your fault and it's not even my fault, 1047 01:15:01,447 --> 01:15:04,962 We had known each other since we were children we knew each other too much. 1048 01:15:05,087 --> 01:15:07,726 And maybe not enough. 1049 01:15:07,847 --> 01:15:11,806 But I, Michele, said it like this... to joke. 1050 01:15:12,647 --> 01:15:16,322 No Valentina, you weren't joking. But on the other hand, it's better this way. 1051 01:15:16,447 --> 01:15:20,998 You will go home to your mother and the marriage will be annulled. 1052 01:15:21,127 --> 01:15:24,085 Rated and not consumed, yes... done and not consumed. 1053 01:15:24,207 --> 01:15:28,644 But love, darling... you don't know what you're saying! 1054 01:15:28,767 --> 01:15:31,725 Because what happened? What have I done to you? 1055 01:15:31,847 --> 01:15:34,236 What did you do? 1056 01:15:34,367 --> 01:15:37,245 I didn't want to tell you, I would have preferred to remain silent, 1057 01:15:37,367 --> 01:15:39,562 and let the matter remain a secret... 1058 01:15:39,687 --> 01:15:43,157 especially for you... but you force me, then... 1059 01:15:43,287 --> 01:15:46,563 Valentina, you are a sleepwalker. 1060 01:15:46,687 --> 01:15:48,279 But I... 1061 01:15:48,407 --> 01:15:50,284 I don't know... maybe... 1062 01:15:50,647 --> 01:15:53,719 Maybe... Let me explain... 1063 01:15:53,847 --> 01:15:56,281 Your people should have warned me, 1064 01:15:56,407 --> 01:15:59,763 but it's not easy to admit that you have a sleepwalking daughter. 1065 01:15:59,887 --> 01:16:01,798 But on the other hand, you will understand... 1066 01:16:01,927 --> 01:16:04,999 A sleepwalking wife and maybe of sleepwalking children. 1067 01:16:05,127 --> 01:16:06,924 No, not children! 1068 01:16:07,047 --> 01:16:10,323 And the doctor said too which is not a serious form. 1069 01:16:10,447 --> 01:16:12,836 - And with the wedding... - Ah, maybe... 1070 01:16:12,967 --> 01:16:15,800 I admit that the doctor I might even be right, 1071 01:16:15,927 --> 01:16:22,844 but you see Valentina, it's a risk that I cannot and do not want to run. 1072 01:16:29,407 --> 01:16:32,444 And then this is not the only reason. 1073 01:16:32,567 --> 01:16:34,558 - There are others. - Which? 1074 01:16:34,687 --> 01:16:38,236 I just had to listen to that what the De Antonis sisters said. 1075 01:16:38,367 --> 01:16:41,439 - What were they saying? - About you and Roberto Cellesi. - All lies! 1076 01:16:41,567 --> 01:16:44,923 Oh yes? You forgot about that one evening at the rowers' ball 1077 01:16:45,047 --> 01:16:49,757 when you left with Roberto who had his father's car. 1078 01:16:49,887 --> 01:16:52,082 But I was tired, you didn't want to leave. 1079 01:16:52,207 --> 01:16:55,438 You were having fun and he was kind he accompanied me home. 1080 01:16:55,567 --> 01:16:58,957 Yes, and along the way, kindly, 1081 01:16:59,087 --> 01:17:02,636 you stopped near the canal bridge... 1082 01:17:02,767 --> 01:17:05,440 He had a flat tire. 1083 01:17:05,567 --> 01:17:07,717 But look at what a strange case it is! 1084 01:17:07,847 --> 01:17:09,200 Does this never happen to you? 1085 01:17:09,327 --> 01:17:12,205 When I'm with a beautiful girl, never, unfortunately! 1086 01:17:12,327 --> 01:17:14,557 Who wears garters? 1087 01:17:14,687 --> 01:17:17,360 Because Roberto Cellesi don't you bring them? 1088 01:17:17,487 --> 01:17:19,045 What do I know? 1089 01:17:20,207 --> 01:17:22,960 But what are we going to do? the past... 1090 01:17:23,087 --> 01:17:27,558 The truth is that they were right who, like Don Pedricca for that matter, 1091 01:17:27,687 --> 01:17:30,918 he advised me to get married Isabella Gonzales. 1092 01:17:31,767 --> 01:17:35,760 - Don Pedricca? - Yes, Don Pedricca. 1093 01:17:35,887 --> 01:17:40,642 He said: "Michele, my boy, 1094 01:17:41,887 --> 01:17:45,277 the woman who's right for you It's Isabella Gonzales. 1095 01:17:45,407 --> 01:17:50,083 A girl from a good family, educated, fine, 1096 01:17:50,207 --> 01:17:53,199 - cultured, unsullied... - Untouched? 1097 01:17:53,327 --> 01:17:55,761 Don Pedricca said who is untouched? 1098 01:17:55,887 --> 01:17:58,447 So you know what? Marry her! 1099 01:17:58,567 --> 01:18:03,561 I'll think about it... of course after this painful experience I will be cautious. 1100 01:18:03,687 --> 01:18:07,316 Now hurry because the train it leaves for Terracina at 5.50am. 1101 01:18:07,447 --> 01:18:10,723 No, I'm in Terracina, at home, I'm not going back! 1102 01:18:16,527 --> 01:18:19,644 Goodbye Michele, goodbye forever! 1103 01:18:24,287 --> 01:18:25,925 I'm jumping! 1104 01:18:28,327 --> 01:18:30,238 < I'll throw it! 1105 01:18:31,367 --> 01:18:34,643 Not in a nightgown I hope, At least put on your robe! 1106 01:18:35,367 --> 01:18:38,677 < Think about your parents! Think of your nun aunts! 1107 01:18:40,447 --> 01:18:44,918 No, I'm not jumping and don't take me home! 1108 01:18:45,047 --> 01:18:48,835 And don't annul the marriage and don't marry Isabella Gonzales! 1109 01:18:48,967 --> 01:18:53,165 You will have to keep me as I am for life, right Michele? 1110 01:18:55,327 --> 01:18:58,125 On one condition, that you won't take any more votes silly, useless 1111 01:18:58,247 --> 01:18:59,839 and, I would say, sacrilegious. 1112 01:18:59,967 --> 01:19:01,639 But you... did you know? 1113 01:19:01,767 --> 01:19:03,962 As long as you don't invent non-existent uncles, 1114 01:19:04,087 --> 01:19:06,317 that doesn't bother you the Peppinis and the Clarettes, 1115 01:19:06,447 --> 01:19:08,881 that he doesn't blame the honorable ones of adultery, 1116 01:19:09,007 --> 01:19:11,316 that doesn't upset you a whole hotel. 1117 01:19:11,447 --> 01:19:13,438 And that doesn't bother you anymore a poor devil 1118 01:19:13,567 --> 01:19:15,683 which has the only flaw to love you. 1119 01:19:15,807 --> 01:19:18,162 I'll do all that whatever you want, Michele. 1120 01:19:18,287 --> 01:19:20,721 And then, go close the window. 1121 01:19:35,727 --> 01:19:37,285 But why is the hotel on fire? 1122 01:19:37,407 --> 01:19:38,806 Not yet sir. 1123 01:19:38,927 --> 01:19:41,441 Here are two German priests that tonight 1124 01:19:41,567 --> 01:19:43,762 they received a visit from a lady. 1125 01:19:43,887 --> 01:19:45,639 I think it's his wife. 1126 01:19:47,087 --> 01:19:49,999 But what is this story of German priests? 1127 01:19:53,327 --> 01:19:58,037 Apologize to the reverends of annoying, but I fixed everything. 1128 01:19:58,167 --> 01:20:00,840 Oh good, good thanks. 1129 01:20:14,527 --> 01:20:17,758 Even the German priests LAUGH you went to the trouble! 1130 01:20:17,887 --> 01:20:19,559 But please ask me something, 1131 01:20:19,687 --> 01:20:22,565 the receipt on the tape Did you put the hat on? 1132 01:20:22,687 --> 01:20:25,440 Michele, you think I'm capable of doing it something similar? 1133 01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,204 Oh go figure...